Saturday, January 21, 2006
The Technology Files........
Technology
Isn't technology wonderful!!!!
Here we set. Reading an email out of Oklahoma, while we set wherever we are setting. Going into chat rooms, visiting with folks from all over the world. Interacting with folks we would never have the chance to meet otherwise.
Finding that one special gadget we need that cannot be found locally. Doing our banking without leaving the comfort of high backed executive type chair, while wearing nothing but our BVD's and sipping a tall cool one.
Ya know what?? I'm really getting to hate these freaking computers. And I mean a hate that has not seen daylight in decades.
Now before some get too crossways in trying to figure this out, I'd just like to say a few words connected here. With several exceptions, I really enjoy the chats. The Jokes via e-mail can get wickedly funny. And the real time meetings I've had with folks from the internet have been a blast. BUT, remember, I said with exceptions. Remember that Bull shooters is not the only chat in my life. So everyone relax, take a deep breath and let's see where this is going.
My first contact with computers or more precisely, computer programming was in 1966. I was force fed Cobol via my sister who was going to school to be a programmer. In 1975, I got directly involved with programming when the Head of Programming at MCSC Barstow claimed her computers were not screwed up but it was us stupid Mud Marines inputting data in error. It took two weeks but we proved her wrong. So wrong that the entire computer system for the Marine Quartermaster Logistics system was shut down. And I mean totally shut down. Back to pencil and papers boys!!!!
Ok.. Now let's take a long look at what is happening in today's world. Every time you turn around you see a commercial for doing business online. Banking, shopping, planning vacations, etc..... Oh how sweet it tis not to have to run around, trying to find just the perfect vacation site when you can find it on the internet.
Need to ship a package?? Just get online, go to UPS and schedule a pickup. Need stamps?? Get online, go to USPS and order stamps. They will be delivered right to your door (( Fill in any blanks you want from here to next paragraphs)).
You cannot set through an evening in front of the frontal lobotomy tube, aka TV, without seeing at least one commercial on how sweet it tis to be able to do things online and not have to leave the comforts of your lazy-ass-recliner. For some of us folks, going to the bank, or the post office would be the only exercise we get. Take that away and screw being a couch potato. We just moved into the pumpkin stage.
Hey Dude... and what's your point???????
Step back and take a look around you. Not just where you are at this moment but many times during the day. See if you can spot the trap. What trap you say?? The technology trap of course. Now I very aware that much of technology has benefited humanity. And that things must change if humanity must grow. But at what cost?
Remember Bill Gates warned not to throw away our paper. What does he know that we seem to have missed?
This may seem like the ramblings of a demented mind. Guess what, you may be correct. But stop for a minute. Consider if your actually are better off with all this technology we seem to be having shoved down our throats. Look for the things that you are doing today that five or ten years ago you would not have even considered, much less done, but are now semi-forced too by the requirements of today's technology.
I'm far from done with technology. This is only part one of several parts. And yes Lucy, I do resist change, when it is being forced upon me without my consent.
More too follow.
15 Sept 2003
Kellyville, OK
Technology Part 2
Future Shock. Basically the impact of how people cope with or adjust to the ever changing technology in the world yesterday, today and tomorrow. Have I read the book? Nope. Am I going to read the book?? Nope.
Computers: Well, what can I say about these monsters? Demon's of Silicone Valley!! Whatever is new and improved today will be outdated in a week or two. And like the good little lemmings we are, we continue to go forth and spend our money improving our computers until every computer engineer in the world is richer then most Third World countries and we continue to get poorer because of it.
Programmers: REVENGE OF THE NERDS!!!!! Just how much more do I need to say? Actually plenty. Just not sure if my tolerance will allow me to say all I desire at this time. Several things in this category really tick me off.
First. Who died and made these folks my guardian? Just when you get used to a particular piece of software, I am told I need to upgrade so I can better surf the web. And to make matters worse, the server or site determines that this new upgrade is so fantastic that if I don't accept it, they will stop all access to that site or server. And by the time everything is all said and done, you nearly need a PHD to function within the perimeters of the software. This is making things easier for the user? This is user friendly?
And then once you get all the upgrades, you find out that your computer is not capable of handling all the data now, so you have to upgrade the computer. Or it's not compatible with something else you are running that worked just fine before the upgrades.
In case you have not noticed the trend in today's business world, it is assumed that everyone has a computer. Damn Mike!!! You mean not everyone has a computer??????? Well, not if they are smart.
Anyway, programmers have either forgotten or just refuse to realize that regardless how neat and easy a piece of software is for them to create and use, it may not be so simple for Farmer Jones living in Podunk, Kansas, who is just now bought his first computer. It is assumed by programmers that everyone has knowledge of computers and can wrangle the software without a problem. And the Beta testers they use are, well, let's just say they lack a lot to be desired.
Any program should be written with the lowest common denominator in mind. That is the first time user and /or the person that only uses a computer on a limited basis. It should NOT be written for the power players that live in front of the monitor. Access to programs for the power users are no problem. They are out there in plenty, but the hobby user really does not need such.
But hey Dude, some of these programs are real neat!! You can do 3 Gazillion things at one time while on the net once you learn which icons or buttons to push!! Guess what Norman, I'm very happy with Win98 and have been able to find everything I have looked for without upgrading to WinQXP2025SE w/TurboDrive. Besides, I cannot afford having another arm grafted on so I can use a joystick along with two mouses needed to operate the freaking thing.
Consider this folks. Programmers are the nerds that were hassled in high school. This is their revenge.
Chew on this for awhile. I'm far from done with technology at this time. And any Programmers out there reading this consider one factor..... Are you part of the Problem or Part of the Solution? If you think you are part of the Solution, then most likely you are dead wrong. I'll explain that later on. Right now, I'm going to get another cup of coffee, then go fire up a 1930's technology machine and make some money the old fashion way. With my brain, not with a computer.
17 Sept 2003
Sapulpa, OK
(Yeah, I'm at work)
Technology Part 2
One of the selling points of Technology has always been..... "It will make your life easier. You will have more time for other activities." So says the Fifth Avenue advertising executives.
Hey, I'm not a complete moron. I said in the basic commentary on Technology that it has had many benefits to mankind. If you want me to spell these benefits out in order to discount my own arguments, tis not gonna happen. Besides, no need too. The folks reading this have enough intelligence to make the connections themselves.
BUT, just for grins, go to Lycos and do a search using the phrase: Technology Failures. You will get 1.5 million plus hits. Notice, that is 1,500,000 PLUS hits.
I know, I know, not all technology is foolproof. And to totally trust technology is foolish. And if you don't want to use it you do not have too....... or do you? It is impossible to totally cut yourself off from technology. Well, maybe you can go into the jungles of the Amazon, but not only will the technology you take with you have effect on your surroundings, eventually new technology will catch up to you. If for no other reason then to make survival possible. If you are not born to that life, you do not have the traits needed to survive.
Interesting things has happened after my posting of the basic commentary on technology.
For one, we received a letter from one of our customers asking us to go to their website and with the passwords provided, to access their Supplier's Requirements site and fill out the documentation there. Plus download the Suppliers Manual and comply with it in order to do business with them. Simply put, they are requiring us to use computer technology to do business with them. E-mail is the specific method of communications. We must do business with them under these conditions or not do business at all. Computer generated faxes allowed as a second method.
So... no one is making us use this manner of technology. And you are right. We are setting back, waiting for them to make the next move. Then we are going to tell them where to stick their requirements. What!!! You are going to loose business!!!! Sure we are. Approximately 1/10th of 1 percent of our annual income. Which I might also add takes several phone calls and sometimes a nasty letter to get the SOB's to even pay after they are 60 days past due. So no big loss here.
BUT. Don't ya love it??. There is always a 'butt' in there somewhere. We are seeing this as a trend. I have to admit this is the only case of the client being a hardass about how to do business with them. But the trend is developing.
We do have a much larger customer, an International customer we do a lot of e-mail with. And this is a great thing since they speak English worse then I do. The written word has helped prevent several misunderstandings. But earlier this year, it seems their fax machine set several Purchase Orders off into the thin air never to be seen again. And that created a major crisis. We were able to fix most of the problem, but I imagine their customers were pissed cause of the delay in shipping the finished product in which we were making parts for.
Now, for those not totally informed on what I do for a living. I'm a Machinist. NOT a machine tool operator. And I also have the job of shop manager or more accurately Production Manager. Sounds like a high powered title do it not?? For those who have been in the shop know the truth and the truth is often more laughable then not. But regardless, I'm the guy who has to deal with the customers. More on this specific manner of technology later.
This before I close this segment. In the months before Y2K we received several inquires from customers concerned if we were Y2K compatible and could continue servicing their needs. Our reply was simple.
Yes, we have our pencils sharpened and fresh notepads at hand. And during this same time frame we did ship to one customer using our old Invoice Book with tear off copies. I had to contact the customer later to find out why they had not paid the bill. They thought the Invoice was a joke and was waiting for the computer generated one before they paid the bill. We received a check in three days.
19 Sept 2003
Sapulpa, OK
Technology Part 3
So, where was I?? Oh yeah. I'd commented on how technology has been both good and bad for humanity. Made one point where technology is being forced down my throat by a multi-million dollar corporation. Well, tried to be forced down that is. Give one point also to those that say you do not have to use a specific technology and then take it back because from a business end, we are seeing a trend developing.
I know, I know, one case of unrealistic demands does not make a trend. But, there are many other aspects I have yet to touch on which point that way. No time right now to point each and everyone out. Besides, who says I have to do business with those folks.
One interesting thought here. Well, interesting by my standards. The use of technology can make our lives easier. Give us more free time to enjoy other endeavors. Yeah, I bet all the receptionists that have gone away because of automated phone systems really appreciate the free time. And I know I sure don't miss getting connected to the part to whom I wish to speak too. I really love to set and listen to a machine tell me all my options. It thrills me to know that I may have to listen to the menu several times before I finally figure out that the Engineering Department is known by a name that has nothing to do with engineering. And then when I press #3, I get a complete separate menu for aspects of how to bend over and kiss my ass. Bless technology.
Had one interesting phone call like this one day. To one of our vendors. I needed tooling. Went through the long list and finally just pressed a button. Got god only knows who and they transferred me to another that finally got me transferred to the sales desk. I politely advised that this was the last call they would receive from us, since they really cared more for their fancy answering system then my business. Yeah, what a money saver. They got rid of an operator, I disturbed 2 people before getting Sales and they lost my business. Unfair of me? Maybe. Maybe not.
Something that has to be said about this time in this commentary. It has something to do with perception. Every person perceives what they see or understand from their point of seeing it. I have found that many of the larger companies we do business with have a hard time understanding that we do not maintain a full time office staff. That as Production manager, I am not chair bound and readily available to jump at each and every ring of the phone or fax.
It seems that within the world at large, people have forgotten that much of what has made this country great is not General Motors with a gazillion employees but small businesses with a couple employees busting their butts to make a living. Each contributing to making the world go round.
Ok, what did that last two paragraphs have to do with technology. Nothing and everything. Think about it. And while you do, I'm going to step back, rewrite the original Technology Part 2 and see just who I can piss off in a major way. And this saddens me, because Part 2 was written so well......LOL.
22 Sept 2003
Sapulpa, OK.
Technology Part 4
Future Shock. Basically the impact of how people cope with or adjust to the ever changing technology in the world yesterday, today and tomorrow. Have I read the book? Nope. Am I going to read the book?? Nope. Am I a victim of this? Who isn't??
Computers: Well, what can I say about these monsters? Demon's of Silicone Valley!! Whatever is new and improved today will be outdated in a week or two. And like the good little lemmings we are, we continue to go forth and spend our money improving our computers until every computer engineer in the world is richer then most Third World countries and we continue to get poorer because of it.
Programmers: REVENGE OF THE NERDS!!!!! Just how much more do I need to say? Actually plenty. Just not sure if my tolerance will allow me to say all I desire at this time. Several things in this category really tick me off.
First. Who died and made these folks my guardian? Just when you get used to a particular piece of software, I am told I need to upgrade so I can better surf the web. And to make matters worse, the server or site determines that this new upgrade is so fantastic that if I don't accept it, they will stop all access to that site or server. And by the time everything is all said and done, you nearly need a PHD to function within the perimeters of the software. This is making things easier for the user? This is user friendly?
And then once you get all the upgrades, you find out that your computer is not capable of handling all the data now, so you have to upgrade the computer. Or it's not compatible with something else you are running that worked just fine before the upgrades.
In case you have not noticed the trend in today's business world, it is assumed that everyone has a computer. Damn Dude!!! You mean not everyone has a computer??????? Well, not if they are smart.
Anyway, programmers have either forgotten or just refuse to realize that regardless how neat and easy a piece of software is for them to create and use, it may not be so simple for Farmer Jones living in Podunk, Kansas, who is just now bought his first computer. It is assumed by programmers that everyone has their knowledge of computers and can wrangle the software without a problem. And the Beta testers they use are, well, let's just say they lack a lot to be desired.
Any program should be written with the lowest common denominator in mind. That is the first time user and /or the person that only uses a computer on a limited basis. It should NOT be written for the power players that live in front of the monitor. Access to programs for the power users are no problem. They are out there in plenty, but the hobby user really does not need such.
But hey Mike, some of these programs are real neat!! You can do 3 Gazillion things at one time while on the net once you learn which icons or buttons to push!! Guess what Norman, I'm very happy with Win98 and have been able to find everything I have looked for without upgrading to WinQXP2025SE w/TurboDrive. Besides, I cannot afford having another arm grafted on so I can use a joystick along with two mouses needed to operate the freaking thing.
Consider this folks. Programmers are the nerds that were hassled in high school. This is their revenge.
Chew on this for awhile. I'm far from done with technology at this time. Right now, I'm going to get another cup of coffee, then go fire up a 1930's technology machine and make some money the old fashion way. With my brain, not with a computer.
17 Sept 2003
Sapulpa, OK
(edited and revised 24 Sept 03)
Technology Part 5
Ok... Now I've done it. I've gone and attacked this miracle of garage science, the computer. Am here I am, using the very thing I'm attacking to send these commentaries across hither and yon. (pssstt.. bet ya didn't know I knew fancy words like that. Guess what, I gots them from me grandsons)
So, am I a hypocrite? In some books I am. But remember the words of Heinlein, "There is no such thing as a dangerous weapon. Only dangerous men." So you use whatever means necessary to achieve victory, even if that which is chosen may lead to your own self destruction. And if you believe that I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'll sell cheap.
I've noted several times that Technology has benefited humanity in many ways. Each individual has to determine which is good and which has flaws. The real trick is determining which is necessary and which is not. To determine that one must decide, "Do I really need this?"
I shall not attempt to determine that which drives Technology to change, adapt, alter lives. Nor shall I attempt determine that which drives technology from being a simple idea to the drawing board to research to being a real pain in the checkbook for the consumer. I'll leave that too the bean counters of the world.
But with a couple exceptions I am aware of, how many people receiving this could unplug their computer, and stick it in the bottom of the closet for a year. Toss in their cell phones for good measure. (Note: The NTSB has determined that cell phone usage while driving is now the leading cause of automobile accidents). The exceptions to this are those I know who make a modest living with internet sales other then eBay. And building/remodeling contractors who are never home to answer the phone and could miss work much needed to support their families. The rest of us are free to do as we please. After all, the use of Technology is a choice by each of us.
Now here is the trap. The image we have that we must continue to do this. That we must stay connected. Like a druggie, we keep going for our fix. That we cannot live without at least a modest amount of contact with this or any other technology. Once hooked, we fall victim to updating or upgrading until we have completely lost any sense of having been without.
Remember, the word Technology covers a massive amount of our daily lives. I have ranted about computers and phones to a margin, but there is so much more that can be covered. And no, I am in no condition to move to Montana and forsake all technology. Hell, it is impossible to do anyway. What am I going to use to build my cabin in the woods with?? A stone axe?
We are being bombarded daily if not hourly in the evening, with commercials and advertising on how much better life is with the newest Widget from MSN or Dell or Sprint or Version, etc... ... etc... etc. Maybe I'm just sick and tired of that. Who knows.
Note this tho. Science Fiction writers have been outlining technology since Jules Verne. Much of it laughed at then and is used daily now. Look at that which Gene Roddenberry dreamed about in Star Trek which is now common place. Your cell phone for example. And the laser was first described in a Doc Savage novel back in the early 1930's. Over 20 years before it was invented. It was even called a laser.
But one thing many Science Fiction writers have done which has gone unnoticed. And that is written about the failure of Technology. Failure in that at some point in the human existence, humanity forgets the perils of technology gone wild and succumbs to it's allure. Becomes totally dependent on it and when it fails, are lost. Unable to do some of the most minor of tasks we take for granted today.
Interesting that we have crossed one such hurtle already. Y2K. I was amused watching folks running up their credit cards thinking that on 1 Jan 2000, all that would be gone and they'd have all that free stuff now in their closest. Then the other side of the coin was watching people nearly in panic that the electricity and other services would be cut-off because of the same problem. Lots of folks got rich off that. Programmers included.
So, ladies and gentlemen. Where will you be if the lights go out?
25 Sept 2003
Kellyville, OK
Technology Part 5
Technology Part 6
Ok, I was not going to return to Technology so quickly, but pardon my French, I’m Pissed.
For any business, UPS and FedEx are essential to moving manufactured products around the globe. And this is doubly true for the outfit I work for. One of our clients has plants in Puerto Rico and Mexico, which really makes it hard to load up the F-250 and drive up too their Receiving Dock. Anyone ever see an 8 in x 8 in x 7 in box of 5,000 semi-finished machined parts worth over $14,000.00? You just do not drop that off in the mail.
So, here it is. Even though we have accounts with both services, we do not have a daily pick-up schedule. No need to pay to have a driver stop by every day when you only ship when needed. Yes, you pay to have that truck stop by daily. So, in order not to pay someone for saying hello once a day, we call as needed.
Here is where the rub really gets into the poison ivy.
UPS still has a live operator to take you information and schedule a pick-up the following day. But if you wish to ship that day, you have two choices. First, is to take it too their local drop-of/pick-up location. This works nicely if you have a driver free to do your running around for you. We do not. We are a small shop.
If you want a package picked up that day, the process is simple. Get online, go to UPS.com and schedule a pickup. Oh, did I mention you need an account with UPS to do this simple thing? Anyway, schedule the pick up and print out the label needed to get the package to its location. Sounds simple, do it not? From start to finish it takes about 20 minutes. And pray you have plenty of ink in the printer. Oh and make sure you make copies of everything, cause UPS does not provide any receipts to this manner of shipping.
Next day pick-ups takes about four minutes on the phone and they will bring a label with attached receipts.
Which is easier?
Also, if you go online, you can save money on the cost of shipping. Yeah, you really can. ONLY, if the package is all arranged for shipping, and YOU take it too a UPS location. Because if they pick it up, UPS then tags on a pick-up charge. And interesting enough it totals nearly the same as if you had called for a next day except then they just give you a flat rate charge. No mention of pick-up charges.
So, using the technology of the telephone I can schedule a pick-up in about 4 minutes and get back to work. But using the wonderful technology of the computer I can schedule and process all the paper work in about 20 minutes. Difference is one costs $4.00 in shop rate while the other costs $20.00. And if I had to leave the shop to make a drop, then the rate climbs according to the speed limit.
Now on to FedEx and their system. FedEx is currently using a total computer system for scheduling pick-ups via the telephone. No given indication on how to contact a human being.
Yesterday, FedEx cut us off on the first attempt to schedule by giving us a vocal version of Error 400. Really torqued the boss off.
Second attempt took two tries and then at the end of it all, the computer stated that the Zip Code given, 74066, did not match for Sapulpa, Oklahoma and it would have to investigate. Then the computer terminated the call at its end, leaving us without any clue if a pick-up had been scheduled or confirmed. Here I was not all together worried; I have our FedEx drivers cell phone number.
Now I am aware that the cost of doing business is enveloped in a certain amount of paper work. And any international shipment requires a ton of paperwork, which we have to do since we are our own clerks. But with FedEx we lost a minimum of 30 minutes production time trying to work through a damn computer phone system.
Well, the shipment went out in good fashion. And the driver advised us the if you press Zero each time the computer asks a question, after about 6-8 times it gets the hint you do not wish to talk to it and transfers you to a human operator. Tell me what idiot thought that one up?
Damn it, I can screw off better then most. I do not need any help from automated systems to accomplish such a feat. Besides, this is not screwing off, this is getting screwed. No pleasure in it either.
I know that out there in the ether, someone is saying: “Dude, that’s the price of doing business.” Tell me about it. And what choice do we have here? These automated beasts are popping up everywhere. Nearly half of the steel companies we deal with are now using them. It may work great if you have a specific persons extension number. If not, you just have to fumble through the menu until you hit Aces And Eights.
And one thing I’d love to know is if the company Dilbert works for is the same one that designed and services these labor saving devices.
Nope, I do not have to use any technology that I find annoying. I can set here, do nothing, ship no orders, not buy any steel or other alloy, forget getting any new tooling needed to cut or drill the steel I don’t have, and eventually this company will go the way of the Edsel.
3 Oct 03
Sapulpa, OK.
Technology Part 7
I wasn’t going to do this. I had told myself that there were many more aspects of life to trounce upon and to back off this for a while. But would technology leave me alone? No! Would it give me a moments rest? No! Would it leave me time to insult the intelligence of others by pointing out we are all too human? Well, maybe.
Item: Electric Freaking Car Windows. Do I have to say anymore about this? I do? Well, all right, but remember, you asked for it.
In the past 3 months, I have been the victim or associate victim to the failure of these labor saving devices breaking down. Not once, but twice. And with the weather patterns in Oklahoma, having a window that will not go up is inviting a wadding pool in your floor board and a nice, spongy, wet, seat to place your butt on.
First was on the Bosses F-250 which is also the shop truck. Seems a plastic gear stripped that operated the window mechanism. Ok, wore out is a good term. But without warning. Ever try to raise an electric window when it’s broken? Even with the door apart? Thank goodness my favorite mechanic had a hole in his schedule.
Next, it was my daughters Lumina. Saturday night while going through McDonald’s Drive Thru, the car totally laid down. Complete electrical failure. With the driver’s side window down naturally. Now this was at 11:30 pm or 2330 hours for you humans, and it was way too late to do anything about it. Sunday, Kate and I spent over an hour putting a new battery in it and still nothing. I busted skin off both hands trying to remove the alternator so it could be benched tested. No luck. Those who have met me know I’m not a small man, and my large hands would just not get into where they needed to be to unfasten the alternator. Ok, wrecker time.
Again my mechanic got right after it. Hey, he is my neighbor and he likes Kate. Come to find out the alternator went South taking the battery and a cable with it. Would not have mattered if I could have taken the alternator off, since I was at the limits of my mechanical ability as it was where dealing with a vehicle newer then 1970.
So, at the end of all of this, and $351.00 later, we got the window back up. And the salesman we bought our Dodge Caravan from thought we was nuts not to buy a van with all the electrical gizmos. I learned long ago, never to trust anything requiring electricity to operate.
Item: Well, it seems Microsoft’s techno weenies have done it again. Like a moron , I downloaded so security updates which Microsoft said we needed to protect our shop computer while online. Now, Internet Explorer is screwed up like Hogan’s goat. No way to refresh a page. No way to spot a page from loading. No print command. This list goes on and on. I do believe we are going to reformat and get our old system back. Screw that freaking Butterfly.
Item: Again Microsoft strikes terror in the hearts of us semi-normal people. Suddenly out of the blue, Microsoft’s techno geeks at Net Passport decided to make some changes. Now, instead of going to my Address book and selecting whom I wish this load of bovine waste product to go to with only needing to know the nickname of the person whom I am insulting, now I must know the actually e-mail address of that person.
Anyone using hotmail should know what I mean. Simple my Granny’s ass.
Do they even teach Programmers the concept of KISS? Freaking Programmers are like Engineers. So excited about their own place in life they have to prove their value by over designing a tent peg.
See, I’m trapped in using this crap. I mean, how else am I going to send this nonsense out? Outlook Express? Tried it. Hate it nearly as much as the bull crap currently lurking in my computer.
Gawd, I need to win the lottery, so I can buy that land in Montana and go hide.
Item: Interesting television viewing on the horizon. On 21 October, will be a program on the History Channel called; “Inviting Disaster” based on the book by the same name by James Chiles.
It is a study of the relationship between humans and technology and how deadly the combination can be. It also explains how some of history’s disasters came about.
Hide in Montana? There is actually no safe place anymore.
14 Oct 03
Kellyville, OK
Isn't technology wonderful!!!!
Here we set. Reading an email out of Oklahoma, while we set wherever we are setting. Going into chat rooms, visiting with folks from all over the world. Interacting with folks we would never have the chance to meet otherwise.
Finding that one special gadget we need that cannot be found locally. Doing our banking without leaving the comfort of high backed executive type chair, while wearing nothing but our BVD's and sipping a tall cool one.
Ya know what?? I'm really getting to hate these freaking computers. And I mean a hate that has not seen daylight in decades.
Now before some get too crossways in trying to figure this out, I'd just like to say a few words connected here. With several exceptions, I really enjoy the chats. The Jokes via e-mail can get wickedly funny. And the real time meetings I've had with folks from the internet have been a blast. BUT, remember, I said with exceptions. Remember that Bull shooters is not the only chat in my life. So everyone relax, take a deep breath and let's see where this is going.
My first contact with computers or more precisely, computer programming was in 1966. I was force fed Cobol via my sister who was going to school to be a programmer. In 1975, I got directly involved with programming when the Head of Programming at MCSC Barstow claimed her computers were not screwed up but it was us stupid Mud Marines inputting data in error. It took two weeks but we proved her wrong. So wrong that the entire computer system for the Marine Quartermaster Logistics system was shut down. And I mean totally shut down. Back to pencil and papers boys!!!!
Ok.. Now let's take a long look at what is happening in today's world. Every time you turn around you see a commercial for doing business online. Banking, shopping, planning vacations, etc..... Oh how sweet it tis not to have to run around, trying to find just the perfect vacation site when you can find it on the internet.
Need to ship a package?? Just get online, go to UPS and schedule a pickup. Need stamps?? Get online, go to USPS and order stamps. They will be delivered right to your door (( Fill in any blanks you want from here to next paragraphs)).
You cannot set through an evening in front of the frontal lobotomy tube, aka TV, without seeing at least one commercial on how sweet it tis to be able to do things online and not have to leave the comforts of your lazy-ass-recliner. For some of us folks, going to the bank, or the post office would be the only exercise we get. Take that away and screw being a couch potato. We just moved into the pumpkin stage.
Hey Dude... and what's your point???????
Step back and take a look around you. Not just where you are at this moment but many times during the day. See if you can spot the trap. What trap you say?? The technology trap of course. Now I very aware that much of technology has benefited humanity. And that things must change if humanity must grow. But at what cost?
Remember Bill Gates warned not to throw away our paper. What does he know that we seem to have missed?
This may seem like the ramblings of a demented mind. Guess what, you may be correct. But stop for a minute. Consider if your actually are better off with all this technology we seem to be having shoved down our throats. Look for the things that you are doing today that five or ten years ago you would not have even considered, much less done, but are now semi-forced too by the requirements of today's technology.
I'm far from done with technology. This is only part one of several parts. And yes Lucy, I do resist change, when it is being forced upon me without my consent.
More too follow.
15 Sept 2003
Kellyville, OK
Technology Part 2
Future Shock. Basically the impact of how people cope with or adjust to the ever changing technology in the world yesterday, today and tomorrow. Have I read the book? Nope. Am I going to read the book?? Nope.
Computers: Well, what can I say about these monsters? Demon's of Silicone Valley!! Whatever is new and improved today will be outdated in a week or two. And like the good little lemmings we are, we continue to go forth and spend our money improving our computers until every computer engineer in the world is richer then most Third World countries and we continue to get poorer because of it.
Programmers: REVENGE OF THE NERDS!!!!! Just how much more do I need to say? Actually plenty. Just not sure if my tolerance will allow me to say all I desire at this time. Several things in this category really tick me off.
First. Who died and made these folks my guardian? Just when you get used to a particular piece of software, I am told I need to upgrade so I can better surf the web. And to make matters worse, the server or site determines that this new upgrade is so fantastic that if I don't accept it, they will stop all access to that site or server. And by the time everything is all said and done, you nearly need a PHD to function within the perimeters of the software. This is making things easier for the user? This is user friendly?
And then once you get all the upgrades, you find out that your computer is not capable of handling all the data now, so you have to upgrade the computer. Or it's not compatible with something else you are running that worked just fine before the upgrades.
In case you have not noticed the trend in today's business world, it is assumed that everyone has a computer. Damn Mike!!! You mean not everyone has a computer??????? Well, not if they are smart.
Anyway, programmers have either forgotten or just refuse to realize that regardless how neat and easy a piece of software is for them to create and use, it may not be so simple for Farmer Jones living in Podunk, Kansas, who is just now bought his first computer. It is assumed by programmers that everyone has knowledge of computers and can wrangle the software without a problem. And the Beta testers they use are, well, let's just say they lack a lot to be desired.
Any program should be written with the lowest common denominator in mind. That is the first time user and /or the person that only uses a computer on a limited basis. It should NOT be written for the power players that live in front of the monitor. Access to programs for the power users are no problem. They are out there in plenty, but the hobby user really does not need such.
But hey Dude, some of these programs are real neat!! You can do 3 Gazillion things at one time while on the net once you learn which icons or buttons to push!! Guess what Norman, I'm very happy with Win98 and have been able to find everything I have looked for without upgrading to WinQXP2025SE w/TurboDrive. Besides, I cannot afford having another arm grafted on so I can use a joystick along with two mouses needed to operate the freaking thing.
Consider this folks. Programmers are the nerds that were hassled in high school. This is their revenge.
Chew on this for awhile. I'm far from done with technology at this time. And any Programmers out there reading this consider one factor..... Are you part of the Problem or Part of the Solution? If you think you are part of the Solution, then most likely you are dead wrong. I'll explain that later on. Right now, I'm going to get another cup of coffee, then go fire up a 1930's technology machine and make some money the old fashion way. With my brain, not with a computer.
17 Sept 2003
Sapulpa, OK
(Yeah, I'm at work)
Technology Part 2
One of the selling points of Technology has always been..... "It will make your life easier. You will have more time for other activities." So says the Fifth Avenue advertising executives.
Hey, I'm not a complete moron. I said in the basic commentary on Technology that it has had many benefits to mankind. If you want me to spell these benefits out in order to discount my own arguments, tis not gonna happen. Besides, no need too. The folks reading this have enough intelligence to make the connections themselves.
BUT, just for grins, go to Lycos and do a search using the phrase: Technology Failures. You will get 1.5 million plus hits. Notice, that is 1,500,000 PLUS hits.
I know, I know, not all technology is foolproof. And to totally trust technology is foolish. And if you don't want to use it you do not have too....... or do you? It is impossible to totally cut yourself off from technology. Well, maybe you can go into the jungles of the Amazon, but not only will the technology you take with you have effect on your surroundings, eventually new technology will catch up to you. If for no other reason then to make survival possible. If you are not born to that life, you do not have the traits needed to survive.
Interesting things has happened after my posting of the basic commentary on technology.
For one, we received a letter from one of our customers asking us to go to their website and with the passwords provided, to access their Supplier's Requirements site and fill out the documentation there. Plus download the Suppliers Manual and comply with it in order to do business with them. Simply put, they are requiring us to use computer technology to do business with them. E-mail is the specific method of communications. We must do business with them under these conditions or not do business at all. Computer generated faxes allowed as a second method.
So... no one is making us use this manner of technology. And you are right. We are setting back, waiting for them to make the next move. Then we are going to tell them where to stick their requirements. What!!! You are going to loose business!!!! Sure we are. Approximately 1/10th of 1 percent of our annual income. Which I might also add takes several phone calls and sometimes a nasty letter to get the SOB's to even pay after they are 60 days past due. So no big loss here.
BUT. Don't ya love it??. There is always a 'butt' in there somewhere. We are seeing this as a trend. I have to admit this is the only case of the client being a hardass about how to do business with them. But the trend is developing.
We do have a much larger customer, an International customer we do a lot of e-mail with. And this is a great thing since they speak English worse then I do. The written word has helped prevent several misunderstandings. But earlier this year, it seems their fax machine set several Purchase Orders off into the thin air never to be seen again. And that created a major crisis. We were able to fix most of the problem, but I imagine their customers were pissed cause of the delay in shipping the finished product in which we were making parts for.
Now, for those not totally informed on what I do for a living. I'm a Machinist. NOT a machine tool operator. And I also have the job of shop manager or more accurately Production Manager. Sounds like a high powered title do it not?? For those who have been in the shop know the truth and the truth is often more laughable then not. But regardless, I'm the guy who has to deal with the customers. More on this specific manner of technology later.
This before I close this segment. In the months before Y2K we received several inquires from customers concerned if we were Y2K compatible and could continue servicing their needs. Our reply was simple.
Yes, we have our pencils sharpened and fresh notepads at hand. And during this same time frame we did ship to one customer using our old Invoice Book with tear off copies. I had to contact the customer later to find out why they had not paid the bill. They thought the Invoice was a joke and was waiting for the computer generated one before they paid the bill. We received a check in three days.
19 Sept 2003
Sapulpa, OK
Technology Part 3
So, where was I?? Oh yeah. I'd commented on how technology has been both good and bad for humanity. Made one point where technology is being forced down my throat by a multi-million dollar corporation. Well, tried to be forced down that is. Give one point also to those that say you do not have to use a specific technology and then take it back because from a business end, we are seeing a trend developing.
I know, I know, one case of unrealistic demands does not make a trend. But, there are many other aspects I have yet to touch on which point that way. No time right now to point each and everyone out. Besides, who says I have to do business with those folks.
One interesting thought here. Well, interesting by my standards. The use of technology can make our lives easier. Give us more free time to enjoy other endeavors. Yeah, I bet all the receptionists that have gone away because of automated phone systems really appreciate the free time. And I know I sure don't miss getting connected to the part to whom I wish to speak too. I really love to set and listen to a machine tell me all my options. It thrills me to know that I may have to listen to the menu several times before I finally figure out that the Engineering Department is known by a name that has nothing to do with engineering. And then when I press #3, I get a complete separate menu for aspects of how to bend over and kiss my ass. Bless technology.
Had one interesting phone call like this one day. To one of our vendors. I needed tooling. Went through the long list and finally just pressed a button. Got god only knows who and they transferred me to another that finally got me transferred to the sales desk. I politely advised that this was the last call they would receive from us, since they really cared more for their fancy answering system then my business. Yeah, what a money saver. They got rid of an operator, I disturbed 2 people before getting Sales and they lost my business. Unfair of me? Maybe. Maybe not.
Something that has to be said about this time in this commentary. It has something to do with perception. Every person perceives what they see or understand from their point of seeing it. I have found that many of the larger companies we do business with have a hard time understanding that we do not maintain a full time office staff. That as Production manager, I am not chair bound and readily available to jump at each and every ring of the phone or fax.
It seems that within the world at large, people have forgotten that much of what has made this country great is not General Motors with a gazillion employees but small businesses with a couple employees busting their butts to make a living. Each contributing to making the world go round.
Ok, what did that last two paragraphs have to do with technology. Nothing and everything. Think about it. And while you do, I'm going to step back, rewrite the original Technology Part 2 and see just who I can piss off in a major way. And this saddens me, because Part 2 was written so well......LOL.
22 Sept 2003
Sapulpa, OK.
Technology Part 4
Future Shock. Basically the impact of how people cope with or adjust to the ever changing technology in the world yesterday, today and tomorrow. Have I read the book? Nope. Am I going to read the book?? Nope. Am I a victim of this? Who isn't??
Computers: Well, what can I say about these monsters? Demon's of Silicone Valley!! Whatever is new and improved today will be outdated in a week or two. And like the good little lemmings we are, we continue to go forth and spend our money improving our computers until every computer engineer in the world is richer then most Third World countries and we continue to get poorer because of it.
Programmers: REVENGE OF THE NERDS!!!!! Just how much more do I need to say? Actually plenty. Just not sure if my tolerance will allow me to say all I desire at this time. Several things in this category really tick me off.
First. Who died and made these folks my guardian? Just when you get used to a particular piece of software, I am told I need to upgrade so I can better surf the web. And to make matters worse, the server or site determines that this new upgrade is so fantastic that if I don't accept it, they will stop all access to that site or server. And by the time everything is all said and done, you nearly need a PHD to function within the perimeters of the software. This is making things easier for the user? This is user friendly?
And then once you get all the upgrades, you find out that your computer is not capable of handling all the data now, so you have to upgrade the computer. Or it's not compatible with something else you are running that worked just fine before the upgrades.
In case you have not noticed the trend in today's business world, it is assumed that everyone has a computer. Damn Dude!!! You mean not everyone has a computer??????? Well, not if they are smart.
Anyway, programmers have either forgotten or just refuse to realize that regardless how neat and easy a piece of software is for them to create and use, it may not be so simple for Farmer Jones living in Podunk, Kansas, who is just now bought his first computer. It is assumed by programmers that everyone has their knowledge of computers and can wrangle the software without a problem. And the Beta testers they use are, well, let's just say they lack a lot to be desired.
Any program should be written with the lowest common denominator in mind. That is the first time user and /or the person that only uses a computer on a limited basis. It should NOT be written for the power players that live in front of the monitor. Access to programs for the power users are no problem. They are out there in plenty, but the hobby user really does not need such.
But hey Mike, some of these programs are real neat!! You can do 3 Gazillion things at one time while on the net once you learn which icons or buttons to push!! Guess what Norman, I'm very happy with Win98 and have been able to find everything I have looked for without upgrading to WinQXP2025SE w/TurboDrive. Besides, I cannot afford having another arm grafted on so I can use a joystick along with two mouses needed to operate the freaking thing.
Consider this folks. Programmers are the nerds that were hassled in high school. This is their revenge.
Chew on this for awhile. I'm far from done with technology at this time. Right now, I'm going to get another cup of coffee, then go fire up a 1930's technology machine and make some money the old fashion way. With my brain, not with a computer.
17 Sept 2003
Sapulpa, OK
(edited and revised 24 Sept 03)
Technology Part 5
Ok... Now I've done it. I've gone and attacked this miracle of garage science, the computer. Am here I am, using the very thing I'm attacking to send these commentaries across hither and yon. (pssstt.. bet ya didn't know I knew fancy words like that. Guess what, I gots them from me grandsons)
So, am I a hypocrite? In some books I am. But remember the words of Heinlein, "There is no such thing as a dangerous weapon. Only dangerous men." So you use whatever means necessary to achieve victory, even if that which is chosen may lead to your own self destruction. And if you believe that I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'll sell cheap.
I've noted several times that Technology has benefited humanity in many ways. Each individual has to determine which is good and which has flaws. The real trick is determining which is necessary and which is not. To determine that one must decide, "Do I really need this?"
I shall not attempt to determine that which drives Technology to change, adapt, alter lives. Nor shall I attempt determine that which drives technology from being a simple idea to the drawing board to research to being a real pain in the checkbook for the consumer. I'll leave that too the bean counters of the world.
But with a couple exceptions I am aware of, how many people receiving this could unplug their computer, and stick it in the bottom of the closet for a year. Toss in their cell phones for good measure. (Note: The NTSB has determined that cell phone usage while driving is now the leading cause of automobile accidents). The exceptions to this are those I know who make a modest living with internet sales other then eBay. And building/remodeling contractors who are never home to answer the phone and could miss work much needed to support their families. The rest of us are free to do as we please. After all, the use of Technology is a choice by each of us.
Now here is the trap. The image we have that we must continue to do this. That we must stay connected. Like a druggie, we keep going for our fix. That we cannot live without at least a modest amount of contact with this or any other technology. Once hooked, we fall victim to updating or upgrading until we have completely lost any sense of having been without.
Remember, the word Technology covers a massive amount of our daily lives. I have ranted about computers and phones to a margin, but there is so much more that can be covered. And no, I am in no condition to move to Montana and forsake all technology. Hell, it is impossible to do anyway. What am I going to use to build my cabin in the woods with?? A stone axe?
We are being bombarded daily if not hourly in the evening, with commercials and advertising on how much better life is with the newest Widget from MSN or Dell or Sprint or Version, etc... ... etc... etc. Maybe I'm just sick and tired of that. Who knows.
Note this tho. Science Fiction writers have been outlining technology since Jules Verne. Much of it laughed at then and is used daily now. Look at that which Gene Roddenberry dreamed about in Star Trek which is now common place. Your cell phone for example. And the laser was first described in a Doc Savage novel back in the early 1930's. Over 20 years before it was invented. It was even called a laser.
But one thing many Science Fiction writers have done which has gone unnoticed. And that is written about the failure of Technology. Failure in that at some point in the human existence, humanity forgets the perils of technology gone wild and succumbs to it's allure. Becomes totally dependent on it and when it fails, are lost. Unable to do some of the most minor of tasks we take for granted today.
Interesting that we have crossed one such hurtle already. Y2K. I was amused watching folks running up their credit cards thinking that on 1 Jan 2000, all that would be gone and they'd have all that free stuff now in their closest. Then the other side of the coin was watching people nearly in panic that the electricity and other services would be cut-off because of the same problem. Lots of folks got rich off that. Programmers included.
So, ladies and gentlemen. Where will you be if the lights go out?
25 Sept 2003
Kellyville, OK
Technology Part 5
Technology Part 6
Ok, I was not going to return to Technology so quickly, but pardon my French, I’m Pissed.
For any business, UPS and FedEx are essential to moving manufactured products around the globe. And this is doubly true for the outfit I work for. One of our clients has plants in Puerto Rico and Mexico, which really makes it hard to load up the F-250 and drive up too their Receiving Dock. Anyone ever see an 8 in x 8 in x 7 in box of 5,000 semi-finished machined parts worth over $14,000.00? You just do not drop that off in the mail.
So, here it is. Even though we have accounts with both services, we do not have a daily pick-up schedule. No need to pay to have a driver stop by every day when you only ship when needed. Yes, you pay to have that truck stop by daily. So, in order not to pay someone for saying hello once a day, we call as needed.
Here is where the rub really gets into the poison ivy.
UPS still has a live operator to take you information and schedule a pick-up the following day. But if you wish to ship that day, you have two choices. First, is to take it too their local drop-of/pick-up location. This works nicely if you have a driver free to do your running around for you. We do not. We are a small shop.
If you want a package picked up that day, the process is simple. Get online, go to UPS.com and schedule a pickup. Oh, did I mention you need an account with UPS to do this simple thing? Anyway, schedule the pick up and print out the label needed to get the package to its location. Sounds simple, do it not? From start to finish it takes about 20 minutes. And pray you have plenty of ink in the printer. Oh and make sure you make copies of everything, cause UPS does not provide any receipts to this manner of shipping.
Next day pick-ups takes about four minutes on the phone and they will bring a label with attached receipts.
Which is easier?
Also, if you go online, you can save money on the cost of shipping. Yeah, you really can. ONLY, if the package is all arranged for shipping, and YOU take it too a UPS location. Because if they pick it up, UPS then tags on a pick-up charge. And interesting enough it totals nearly the same as if you had called for a next day except then they just give you a flat rate charge. No mention of pick-up charges.
So, using the technology of the telephone I can schedule a pick-up in about 4 minutes and get back to work. But using the wonderful technology of the computer I can schedule and process all the paper work in about 20 minutes. Difference is one costs $4.00 in shop rate while the other costs $20.00. And if I had to leave the shop to make a drop, then the rate climbs according to the speed limit.
Now on to FedEx and their system. FedEx is currently using a total computer system for scheduling pick-ups via the telephone. No given indication on how to contact a human being.
Yesterday, FedEx cut us off on the first attempt to schedule by giving us a vocal version of Error 400. Really torqued the boss off.
Second attempt took two tries and then at the end of it all, the computer stated that the Zip Code given, 74066, did not match for Sapulpa, Oklahoma and it would have to investigate. Then the computer terminated the call at its end, leaving us without any clue if a pick-up had been scheduled or confirmed. Here I was not all together worried; I have our FedEx drivers cell phone number.
Now I am aware that the cost of doing business is enveloped in a certain amount of paper work. And any international shipment requires a ton of paperwork, which we have to do since we are our own clerks. But with FedEx we lost a minimum of 30 minutes production time trying to work through a damn computer phone system.
Well, the shipment went out in good fashion. And the driver advised us the if you press Zero each time the computer asks a question, after about 6-8 times it gets the hint you do not wish to talk to it and transfers you to a human operator. Tell me what idiot thought that one up?
Damn it, I can screw off better then most. I do not need any help from automated systems to accomplish such a feat. Besides, this is not screwing off, this is getting screwed. No pleasure in it either.
I know that out there in the ether, someone is saying: “Dude, that’s the price of doing business.” Tell me about it. And what choice do we have here? These automated beasts are popping up everywhere. Nearly half of the steel companies we deal with are now using them. It may work great if you have a specific persons extension number. If not, you just have to fumble through the menu until you hit Aces And Eights.
And one thing I’d love to know is if the company Dilbert works for is the same one that designed and services these labor saving devices.
Nope, I do not have to use any technology that I find annoying. I can set here, do nothing, ship no orders, not buy any steel or other alloy, forget getting any new tooling needed to cut or drill the steel I don’t have, and eventually this company will go the way of the Edsel.
3 Oct 03
Sapulpa, OK.
Technology Part 7
I wasn’t going to do this. I had told myself that there were many more aspects of life to trounce upon and to back off this for a while. But would technology leave me alone? No! Would it give me a moments rest? No! Would it leave me time to insult the intelligence of others by pointing out we are all too human? Well, maybe.
Item: Electric Freaking Car Windows. Do I have to say anymore about this? I do? Well, all right, but remember, you asked for it.
In the past 3 months, I have been the victim or associate victim to the failure of these labor saving devices breaking down. Not once, but twice. And with the weather patterns in Oklahoma, having a window that will not go up is inviting a wadding pool in your floor board and a nice, spongy, wet, seat to place your butt on.
First was on the Bosses F-250 which is also the shop truck. Seems a plastic gear stripped that operated the window mechanism. Ok, wore out is a good term. But without warning. Ever try to raise an electric window when it’s broken? Even with the door apart? Thank goodness my favorite mechanic had a hole in his schedule.
Next, it was my daughters Lumina. Saturday night while going through McDonald’s Drive Thru, the car totally laid down. Complete electrical failure. With the driver’s side window down naturally. Now this was at 11:30 pm or 2330 hours for you humans, and it was way too late to do anything about it. Sunday, Kate and I spent over an hour putting a new battery in it and still nothing. I busted skin off both hands trying to remove the alternator so it could be benched tested. No luck. Those who have met me know I’m not a small man, and my large hands would just not get into where they needed to be to unfasten the alternator. Ok, wrecker time.
Again my mechanic got right after it. Hey, he is my neighbor and he likes Kate. Come to find out the alternator went South taking the battery and a cable with it. Would not have mattered if I could have taken the alternator off, since I was at the limits of my mechanical ability as it was where dealing with a vehicle newer then 1970.
So, at the end of all of this, and $351.00 later, we got the window back up. And the salesman we bought our Dodge Caravan from thought we was nuts not to buy a van with all the electrical gizmos. I learned long ago, never to trust anything requiring electricity to operate.
Item: Well, it seems Microsoft’s techno weenies have done it again. Like a moron , I downloaded so security updates which Microsoft said we needed to protect our shop computer while online. Now, Internet Explorer is screwed up like Hogan’s goat. No way to refresh a page. No way to spot a page from loading. No print command. This list goes on and on. I do believe we are going to reformat and get our old system back. Screw that freaking Butterfly.
Item: Again Microsoft strikes terror in the hearts of us semi-normal people. Suddenly out of the blue, Microsoft’s techno geeks at Net Passport decided to make some changes. Now, instead of going to my Address book and selecting whom I wish this load of bovine waste product to go to with only needing to know the nickname of the person whom I am insulting, now I must know the actually e-mail address of that person.
Anyone using hotmail should know what I mean. Simple my Granny’s ass.
Do they even teach Programmers the concept of KISS? Freaking Programmers are like Engineers. So excited about their own place in life they have to prove their value by over designing a tent peg.
See, I’m trapped in using this crap. I mean, how else am I going to send this nonsense out? Outlook Express? Tried it. Hate it nearly as much as the bull crap currently lurking in my computer.
Gawd, I need to win the lottery, so I can buy that land in Montana and go hide.
Item: Interesting television viewing on the horizon. On 21 October, will be a program on the History Channel called; “Inviting Disaster” based on the book by the same name by James Chiles.
It is a study of the relationship between humans and technology and how deadly the combination can be. It also explains how some of history’s disasters came about.
Hide in Montana? There is actually no safe place anymore.
14 Oct 03
Kellyville, OK
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Survival 101
OK… enough is enough. We are going to end this and move onto other less appealing subjects.
As I was saying earlier, most sites only give you the basics to hunker down for a day or three, or to grab and get out of the way of trouble. Nothing stable for long term. Long term. Can we say Katrina?
Let’s each and everyone understand one single vital piece of knowledge. Without power. Without electricity, everything comes to a complete halt. Even if what caused the trouble does not directly effect you, loose the power grid and you will find yourself in a world of hurt. No lights, no heat, no water, no nothing.
Am I serious? Certainly. It takes pumps to move water, fuel oils and even natural gas from Point A to Point B. Loose one and you loose it all.
Water will flow until the gravity flow takes empty down to a neutral level, ergo, no water.
Natural gas may be flowing, but your expensive heaters and kitchen appliances will not light due to safety measures implemented in the electric ignition circuits. Turn the knobs all you want, but no gas to the oven to heat the room cause the tiny servos cannot move and have the gas blocked. We will see you at spring thaw.
Within days, the cities will begin to feed upon themselves. And like cockroaches in the dark, the criminal element will venture into those areas they feel can support them. And once they realize the urban situation is not livable, they will slowly creep out into the rural areas, looking for food and water, and whatever else they think they need.
William W. Johnstone wrote a very interesting description of what I have been talking about in his Ashes Series. The first three (3) books are the good ones as they explain some basic concepts and ideas. Forget the rest as they were written for the money, in my opinion.
If you intend to stash and store for the Big One, then might I suggest you plan for Day 101 and beyond. Ever wonder what a roll of tolietpaper will be worth on Day 105? A cup of sugar? A Cup of Flour? Things we take for granted, will become worth as much as gold or diamonds to some folks. Worth killing to obtain by other folks.
I put this back into the recesses of my mind and hopefully move onto other intriguing things. I’ll let these previous thoughts run rampant within or without your mind. See if you are ready for Day 30.… then look to Day 101.
18 Jan 06
Cooling my jets in Kellyville.
As I was saying earlier, most sites only give you the basics to hunker down for a day or three, or to grab and get out of the way of trouble. Nothing stable for long term. Long term. Can we say Katrina?
Let’s each and everyone understand one single vital piece of knowledge. Without power. Without electricity, everything comes to a complete halt. Even if what caused the trouble does not directly effect you, loose the power grid and you will find yourself in a world of hurt. No lights, no heat, no water, no nothing.
Am I serious? Certainly. It takes pumps to move water, fuel oils and even natural gas from Point A to Point B. Loose one and you loose it all.
Water will flow until the gravity flow takes empty down to a neutral level, ergo, no water.
Natural gas may be flowing, but your expensive heaters and kitchen appliances will not light due to safety measures implemented in the electric ignition circuits. Turn the knobs all you want, but no gas to the oven to heat the room cause the tiny servos cannot move and have the gas blocked. We will see you at spring thaw.
Within days, the cities will begin to feed upon themselves. And like cockroaches in the dark, the criminal element will venture into those areas they feel can support them. And once they realize the urban situation is not livable, they will slowly creep out into the rural areas, looking for food and water, and whatever else they think they need.
William W. Johnstone wrote a very interesting description of what I have been talking about in his Ashes Series. The first three (3) books are the good ones as they explain some basic concepts and ideas. Forget the rest as they were written for the money, in my opinion.
If you intend to stash and store for the Big One, then might I suggest you plan for Day 101 and beyond. Ever wonder what a roll of tolietpaper will be worth on Day 105? A cup of sugar? A Cup of Flour? Things we take for granted, will become worth as much as gold or diamonds to some folks. Worth killing to obtain by other folks.
I put this back into the recesses of my mind and hopefully move onto other intriguing things. I’ll let these previous thoughts run rampant within or without your mind. See if you are ready for Day 30.… then look to Day 101.
18 Jan 06
Cooling my jets in Kellyville.
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Survive What.............
Once more we bring forth the concept that survival is not always of the fittest. In this time and age of mankind, it is most likely survival of the prepared. I’ve seen these macho survival sites telling folks about all the specialty gear they need, the amount of ammo required, best calibers for survival, and such.
When you explore these sites, you will discover they are only thinking in a short term manner. All of their supplies are set to the short term. I suspect they figure on relieving others of supplies if things go beyond their predictions. But if everyone is estimating in like form, who then will have the supplies necessary to extend beyond humanities expiration date?
Remember one vital aspect to this mental wanderlust, is that most survival sites are selling something, where as I sell only the idea that I might be certifiable. The real question becomes who is really in need of mental health care. The writer or the reader?
I invite each reader to take stock of their needs to provide for themselves and their loved ones over the long term. Would the storage of a years supply of food stuffs be enough to survive until the governments get their collective heads out of their collective arses?
Next, we should remember that the more people with knowledge of a secret, the more likely everyone will know. Good and bad alike. Absorb that concept folks, cause it seems like most, if not all those survival types posting on bulletin boards seem to have forgotten it.
Okay. It is at this point I should say something profound and thoughtful, but sorry, nothing comes to mind.
We’ll do this again another day. More concise, precise and slice & dice.
Chew on this until our next meeting:
The A&P will be closed.
Ace Hardware will be closed.
Wal-Mart will be closed.
The closer to major cities the more likely you will be overran by the survivors escaping those death traps.
Communications today requires electricity, which will fail through incident, accident or sabotage.
Vegetables require earth to grow in.
Shall I continue? I think not. You have a basic idea here. A pen and paper can assist in making this longer.
14 January 2006
Alone in my own mind.
When you explore these sites, you will discover they are only thinking in a short term manner. All of their supplies are set to the short term. I suspect they figure on relieving others of supplies if things go beyond their predictions. But if everyone is estimating in like form, who then will have the supplies necessary to extend beyond humanities expiration date?
Remember one vital aspect to this mental wanderlust, is that most survival sites are selling something, where as I sell only the idea that I might be certifiable. The real question becomes who is really in need of mental health care. The writer or the reader?
I invite each reader to take stock of their needs to provide for themselves and their loved ones over the long term. Would the storage of a years supply of food stuffs be enough to survive until the governments get their collective heads out of their collective arses?
Next, we should remember that the more people with knowledge of a secret, the more likely everyone will know. Good and bad alike. Absorb that concept folks, cause it seems like most, if not all those survival types posting on bulletin boards seem to have forgotten it.
Okay. It is at this point I should say something profound and thoughtful, but sorry, nothing comes to mind.
We’ll do this again another day. More concise, precise and slice & dice.
Chew on this until our next meeting:
The A&P will be closed.
Ace Hardware will be closed.
Wal-Mart will be closed.
The closer to major cities the more likely you will be overran by the survivors escaping those death traps.
Communications today requires electricity, which will fail through incident, accident or sabotage.
Vegetables require earth to grow in.
Shall I continue? I think not. You have a basic idea here. A pen and paper can assist in making this longer.
14 January 2006
Alone in my own mind.
